Period 3

Student: "I think it's safe to say that you're probably our best teacher."
Mr. Rubinstein: "No I'm not. I've seen some negative comments on my page for ratemyteacher."

Mr. Rubinstein: "Okay, I have a worksheet that you all are going to like. Well actually, you ARE going to like it, because that's as much fun as you're getting in this class."

Mr. Rubinstein: "No, I can't do standup right now. This isn't the proper atmosphere to do it. And you, uh, all have to be at least the legal drinking age."